Fuck that. Write a note, throw porn and sex toys everywhere, tell everyone to come over and take pills when the first person comes in. Preferably a family member. Funnier that way.

Fuck that. Write a note, throw porn and sex toys everywhere, tell everyone to come over and take pills when the first person comes in. Preferably a family member. Funnier that way.

tags: The Ravings of a Sex Addict,

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